I took Tuesday night off from Fantasia last night and, to be honest, there were no regrets. Paul Ash’s Kick Ash Comedy Show was on at Bistro L’Étranger (formerly Café L’Étranger, under a different owner) and my buddy Keith Waterfield, the Jewish-looking blue-blooded FOHM among men, was making his virginal appearance in the stand-up comedy realm. For someone who was still trying to blow out his comedic-hymen, one cannot overstate how well he did. Keith annunciates—I mean, and this is something I never quite paid attention to, now that I’ve seen him on stage, it occurs me how much of a proficient expertly syncopated motor-mouth he can be. And, like every great comic, a storyteller at that.
Stand-up is and always has been the natural extension of the oral tradition. This is, unfortunately, often forgotten by most; most comics no longer really participate in it. But Keith, like the best stand-ups in the business, did something none of the other comics Tuesday night managed to do —not the dude with the shitty e-harmony jokes or the dude who, aptly and hilariously, called his native Manitoba Saskatchewan-with-more-lakes, or even the Aussie, second of two, who read his 14-year old self’s comedy book’s dick (and all of them dick) jokes; he told a story, he got started somewhere and came back to it with a campfire-friendly full-circle.
Keith, shining, dementedly nervous, charming and after spilling a couple ounces of Glennfiddich on a speaker, started, as he often does, with his Biodad. Now, for those not in the know, Keith’s Biodad is his progenitor, his permanently absentee papa. Keith really likes saying “Biodad”—in fact, he likes saying it so much that, Tuesday night, he must have said it 30 times in 5 minutes. And it was funny. He wove his biodad through a slew of material which, a couple of months ago, he had run by me; material which I told him he should give the fuck up on. Stuff about abortion. Stuff about wanting to go back in time and see how he was conceived. Shit about his extensive daddy issues. At the time, it just didn’t seem funny. It seemed dark, which is good, but not funny. I guess I wasn’t too sure how it could be delivered properly. But Keith’s Biodad-obsessed motor-mouth proved me dead fucking wrong, and I laughed my ass off.
Following the abortion jokes, the step-dad hatred of vegetarianism and the time machine TNTOC (Time and Position of Conception) tourism, Waterfield brought us back to what the whole point of every skit was: coming of age, functionally—a young man’s full-circle. He tells a story about his step-dad, whom he calls “dad,” having him over for dinner, after both have moved out. This is his first experience with his dad’s respect for him. He talks about how nice he is to him and about the fridge he’s packed with veggie meat. About, essentially, a real father-son relationship having formed, a real, as Keith puts it, Daniel-Stern-narrated moment. Which he then makes into a gay joke about his dad. And, like most, if not all, of Keith Waterfield’s material, it worked great.
Virginal as he most certainly was, Keith fucked like a champ. Look out for him on the Montreal comedy scene and check his short films out online at http://www.funnyordie.com/keithfrancis. He is more “funny” than “die,” no doubt.
Stand-up is and always has been the natural extension of the oral tradition. This is, unfortunately, often forgotten by most; most comics no longer really participate in it. But Keith, like the best stand-ups in the business, did something none of the other comics Tuesday night managed to do —not the dude with the shitty e-harmony jokes or the dude who, aptly and hilariously, called his native Manitoba Saskatchewan-with-more-lakes, or even the Aussie, second of two, who read his 14-year old self’s comedy book’s dick (and all of them dick) jokes; he told a story, he got started somewhere and came back to it with a campfire-friendly full-circle.
Keith, shining, dementedly nervous, charming and after spilling a couple ounces of Glennfiddich on a speaker, started, as he often does, with his Biodad. Now, for those not in the know, Keith’s Biodad is his progenitor, his permanently absentee papa. Keith really likes saying “Biodad”—in fact, he likes saying it so much that, Tuesday night, he must have said it 30 times in 5 minutes. And it was funny. He wove his biodad through a slew of material which, a couple of months ago, he had run by me; material which I told him he should give the fuck up on. Stuff about abortion. Stuff about wanting to go back in time and see how he was conceived. Shit about his extensive daddy issues. At the time, it just didn’t seem funny. It seemed dark, which is good, but not funny. I guess I wasn’t too sure how it could be delivered properly. But Keith’s Biodad-obsessed motor-mouth proved me dead fucking wrong, and I laughed my ass off.
Following the abortion jokes, the step-dad hatred of vegetarianism and the time machine TNTOC (Time and Position of Conception) tourism, Waterfield brought us back to what the whole point of every skit was: coming of age, functionally—a young man’s full-circle. He tells a story about his step-dad, whom he calls “dad,” having him over for dinner, after both have moved out. This is his first experience with his dad’s respect for him. He talks about how nice he is to him and about the fridge he’s packed with veggie meat. About, essentially, a real father-son relationship having formed, a real, as Keith puts it, Daniel-Stern-narrated moment. Which he then makes into a gay joke about his dad. And, like most, if not all, of Keith Waterfield’s material, it worked great.
Virginal as he most certainly was, Keith fucked like a champ. Look out for him on the Montreal comedy scene and check his short films out online at http://www.funnyordie.com/keithfrancis. He is more “funny” than “die,” no doubt.